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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

March 31st, A Day To Remember..


A lot has changed in the past year. On March 31, 2008, William (Bill) Bond Keightley passed away. Keightley was the equipment manager for the University of Kentucky Men's Basketball squad for forty-eight years. Mr. Wildcat is one of the most popular icons in college basketball history and will forever be remembered in the bluegrass. Today we enter yet another era in Kentucky Basketball, and unlike any before this, Mr. Keightley will not be able to welcome our new head coach. But, remember this, like Rupp, Pitino, Hall, Sutton, Tubby, and even Coach G, Mr. Keightley's spirit, charisma, and unconditional pride always help guide Coach Calipari through the good and bad times here at THE UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY.

GO CATS!




Thank You - Kentucky Fans, Mitch Barnhart, Lee Todd, and all the boosters

We got Calipari because we have balls. When I mean we, I mean Mitch Barnhart, Lee Todd, the boosters that made this happen and all the other people behind the scenes. I also include every Kentucky fan in "we". During the biggest economic recession in modern time we got out our checkbook and threw the big money at the best candidate available.

We did that because we want to win. We want to win because of the huge pressure the Kentucky fans put on our athletic department. I'm not even a big Barnhart or Todd fan but they landed the big one this time. They got the best candidate when we needed him the worst. If Caliapri can't win here, no one can.

Kentucky was tired of being mediocre or even a little above average. Kentucky fans want to be the best. Why? Because we are fucking badasses. The FedEx guy, Fred Smith, is on the Forbes 400 list with a net worth of 1.3 billion dollars and was supposedly meeting with Calipari late last night for hours trying to convince him to stay. Well he didn't stay. The richest guy in Kentucky who is active in the basketball program has a net worth of 500 million dollars tops and we got him. We don't give a fuck about anything but winning.

As Greg Doyle from CBS Sports said, "Calipari won like Kentucky at UMass and he won like Kentucky at Memphis." What do you think he will do at Kentucky? I'll fucking tell you what he will do at Kentucky. He will win like the US won in World War II, he will win like UCLA won in the 60's and 70's, and he will win like the Bulls won in the 90's. Bye bye parity in college basketball. It is all over. When Caliapri is done kicking ass sometime in 20 or so years, we might even be tired of dominating so badly. Kentucky fans' dicks will be sore from sticking them so far up Billy Donovan and Bruce Pearl, and Rick Pitino's ass every year. This is my last post about basketball for awhile. I'm so happy I can't even type any more. THANK YOU KENTUCKY FANS FOR NOT SETTLING FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN THE BEST. YOU ARE THE REASON WE ARE BACK!

HOLY CAL!


Most of us here at YDF and all of the Wildcat fans in bluegrass state Welcome Coach Calipari to the University of Kentucky.

GO CATS!


135th Kentucky Derby Preview


Warm weather, smells of spring, The Final Four, barbecues, and corn hole bring with them one of the most exciting times of year, Keeneland opening weekend. Keeneland, or as I passionately refer to it as the Mecca, is just around the corner and will be kicking off its annual spring meet this Friday. It's a time to break out your Sunday best and make your way out to the track to meet with friends and family to enjoy your beverage of choice, as well as, see some of the greatest racing in the country. It's one of the most enjoyable times of the year. The start of Keeneland's spring meet is considered by many to be the start of the countdown to the "most exciting two minutes in sports, the Kentucky Derby. The Derby is set to take place May 2nd at Churchill Downs in Louisville and is the first leg of the Triple Crown which also includes the Preakness and followed by the Belmont Stakes.

The Kentucky Derby is a grade 1 stakes race for three year old thoroughbreds and carries with it a 2 million dollar purse. 20 slots are available in which many hope to obtain through winning other stakes races and collecting enough earning to be entered into the select field. It is thought of by many in the industry to be the crown jewel of horse racing and has catapulted many jockeys and thoroughbreds in to fame and fortune.

As of today there have been 12 horses who have locked up a slot in the 135th running of the Kentucky Derby. So far the Field includes:

1. Old Fashioned

2. Vineyard Haven

3. Beethoven

4. Square Eddie

5. Pioneer of the Nile

6. Freisan Fire

7. Desert Party

8. The Pamplemousse

9. Quality Road

10. I Want Revenge

11. Win Willy

12. Mafaaz (GB)


8 more spots are up for grabs and it will be interesting to see who will be the lucky ones to grab them. Promising horses such as Dunkirk who were thought by many to be a shoe in for the Derby was bested by Quality Road in the Florida Derby this past weekend and will have to have good fortune on its side to get into the field of 20 on that first Saturday in May. As the Derby nears those slots will be filled and I will keep you posted on any news or changes that are to come in the days leading up to one of Kentucky's proud traditions.

Quality Veteran of the Week



Ashley Judd

Ok with all of these rumors and nonsense flying around about the coaching position at Kentucky I thought that this weeks QV would maybe get our minds off of it for a couple minutes but like all the others I've gotten sucked back in and decided to follow the theme this week. So this weeks QV goes to actress Ashley Judd, age 40. The famed Kentucky Basketball fanatic is a no brainer. It also might be an omen that she just turned 40 several months ago qualifying her for this honor during this week. She's the type of QV that no matter how things are going in the season she always going to be the one telling you to keep your head up and there is plenty of time left to turn the season around(get that body right just in time for beach season). She's the one who believes it's not over till the clock hits triple zero and that tanking it to get a better draft pick is unacceptable. While the game is out of reach and everyone is else cheesing it up on the bench talking about next week she is reminding you that there is still 1:03 on the clock and you are only up 48. Just the kind of girl I want keeping my rookies heads in the game and to remind them to keep grinding. I'll be honest I've always thought she was a tad overrated but any girl looks better in blue. Am I right fellas?

**CALIPARI UPDATE

Calipari has made his decision.

On This Day in History...





...the year, 1917. The United States had about as big of an acquisition as the Cats will have later this evening. March 31, 1917 the US purchased (their portion) of the Virgin Islands from Denmark. With fear that the Germans (who bombed Pearl Harbor), would use the Islands as a submarine base, the United States started wooing Denmark to sell them their Islands. With Denmark between a rock and a hard place, they were more-or-less obligated to sell them with fear the US would seize them in the event Germany invaded Denmark. With a check written out to Denmark, the US purchased the [US] Virgin Islands for a cool $25 Million. First question to ask yourself, "If it weren't for inflation, would I rather have Coach Cal, or the US Virgin Islands?" both being around the same price. Next question you should ask, "RonnieB, how did the Islands get their name?" Well children, Christopher Columbus named them, Santa Ursula y las Once Mil VĂ­rgenes, after St. Ursula and her 11,000 virgins...11,000 VIRGINS?!?!? Niiiiiiiiiiice. I was lucky enough to sail both the US and the British Virgin Islands in the summer of '04 and can vouch that there definitely aren't 11,000 virgins walking the shores of the beach on any island.


Birthday's today - pretty much the only one of importance - Christopher Walken, 66, a great actor featured playing great roles in great movies such as : Wedding Crashers, Man on Fire, Joe Dirt, Pulp Fiction, Wayne's World 2, Batman Returns, and countless episodes of Saturday Night Live craving more Cal-Bell.


BEAT THE RUSH!



Rush to the stores and stock up people.  Tonight at midnight a new 6% sales tax on alcohol will be put into place.

And no this is not an April Fools joke from us here at YDF.  Just wanted to inform those in the great state of KY.  Although I'm never a fan of increased prices, especially during these tough times, from an economists perspective it makes sense.  I'd like to here comments from our more established business minds.  Surely a little raise for some booze, won't diminish Kentuckians from drinking and a couple dollars here or there will hopefully help stimulate the local economy.  We'll see.

(Link in title)

Announcement This Afternoon?


The rumors are flying this morning, just as we knew they would be, and  grown men are downright losing their minds about this whole situation. People are tracking flights, calling airports, following Calipari around to different donut shops and all kinds of other wacky stuff. And of course there are the countless reports of "friends knowing people close to the situation" who love to throw in their inside information every five minutes. All of the reports are still looking positive for the CATS however, and we're hoping for an announcement/press conference sometime this afternoon. I'm on standby right now to run straight to Memorial Colisseum whenever Mitch tells me to. 

This was posted by Memphis fan "gotigers" this morning at 10:45 at the bottom of a Jerry Tipton article: 

"Just got a call from a friend of Mrs. Calipari, who is an amazing lady by the way, (and there it is..) and they are getting ready to head to the airport to come to Lexington for a press conference this afternoon. No official announcement here, but I feel sure he's on his way. We will miss him here in Memphis...yada yada yada "everyone wants our players"....Trust me, ya'll will love Cal and I'll be rooting for him in Memphis."

Who knows if "gotigers" really knows anyone or if he is just a babbling fan like most everyone reporting right now, but I am going to stay positive and assume we will have the good news by this afternoon/early evening. Keep your fingers crossed..


Who wants JC when we can get the BIG PC!!!

Sleeping on it huh??  Never a good sign, but there can't be anyway John C turns down the offer.  That is unless he wants to hear "you're team is overrated" and "you play in a shitty conference" for the rest of his life.  Unlike Billy G, it is almost virtually impossible for him to fail here and thus he should most certainly take it.

But on a different note how awesome is Pete Carroll.  I really think he should've been in the debate for the UK job.  The guy might be the best marketer/recruiter for a school in the history of college athletics.  Sure it helps he's in the great city of Los Angeles, CA but unlike a BCG, he took advantage of all his resources and used it to his benefit.  The latest from PC has been his new love affair of twitter.  And for some reason he feels the need to get his buddy from USC Will Ferrell on the site as well.  Personally, I can't stand USC as they always crush my Wolverines in Rose Bowl, but I think Pete Carroll might be one of the best coaches in any sport.  Surely he would be the most fun to play for (besides Lexington's own Coach Brian Lane).



-THE TURK


Twas the night before Calipari..

I find myself having a little trouble sleeping tonight because of the anticipation for tomorrow's festivities. Who knows what time we will hear the first bit of official news, but I am hoping for early tomorrow morning so I can skip class and squeeze in a round of golf before work. If Calipari does become a Wildcat tomorrow, it would do a lot to raise the morale of the entire state and I would love to see a recount on Yahoo's Happiness poll after the announcement. Hopefully, we'll be seeing and doing a lot of this tomorrow...


Monday, March 30, 2009

The Perks of a Down Economy

Everywhere you turn, you hear something about how bad the economy is. While that may or may not be true (that's for another day), I have found something great about it.

Actually, The Cincinnati Reds have done something great, reinstituting their "Value Menu" at Reds' Games this season. It is the 1st $1 menu since 2007.

The Reds have made the decision to sell $5 singlel game tickets, too. They'll sell $5 tickets in two separate sections, and the value menu is posted below:

$1 Menu Items – Only sold @ 2 concession stands
Hot Dogs
12 oz Cokes
Peanuts
Ice Cream Cup
Redlegs French Chew Taffy

Additional value Menu Items:
$5 14 oz beers (sold at all beer stands except club & suite levels)
$7 adult value meal (regular hot dog, 16 oz. Coca-cola soda & small chips / snack)
$5 kids value meal (kids hot dog, small Coca-cola soda, snack & baseball card)

And apparently, they’re going to have a “Wulfeck Special”, for an even $20. That includes 2 Adult Value Meals, 1 Kids Value Meal & a 20 oz. beer.

http://cincinnati.reds.mlb.com/news/press_releases/press_release.jsp?ymd=20090326&content_id=4070540&vkey=pr_cin&fext=.jsp&c_id=cin
Who else is ready for some summer nights at the Ballpark, eating $1 hot dogs & drinkin beer?

Are You Seeeeeeeriiiioooouuuussss?!!!?

By now, we've all heard the rumors & dreamed of what could be. It's looking more & more like Kentucky will land John Calipari, and the imaginations are running wild.

What if? The Turk says what if we add Cousins & Wall, Sallie & Witherspoon. That alone would be incredible.

What if we're able to keep Orton, Hood, Vilarino & Ferguson?

What if Meeks & Patterson stay?

We'd be the most talented team in the nation while playing the most exciting brand of basketball.

And just so you can continue to dream, check out this video of John Wall. A reporter out of Charlotte (Wall's hometown) reports that Wall would follow Cal to Kentucky. Believe that at your own risk.

John Wall - the video is appropriately named "The Sickest Player In the Country - John Wall." After watching that, I'd have to agree.

Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4psLTfvZEs

Jealous, Damn Right I am!!!


So although much of this post revolves around speculation, one thing is certain.  I, along with anyone else who has been in the city of Lexington over the past 4 years (my case, 5) is wondering why this couldn't have happened when we were in school??? I remember going back to freshman year and camping outside of Rupp just to watch Keith Langford and Aaron Miles (no Wayne Simien) kick our ass.  Or getting 3 McDonald's All-American's just to watch the team fizzle and not put up a legitimate Final 4 team.  I wondered what it would have been like to be here in Lexington during the glory years of 1996-1998.  Well many of you lucky freshman fixers might get to experience a similar era.  

Possible top 10 for 2009-10 and beyond (notice how i said 10, not 2 or 3 like years past):
1) Jodie Meeks (return)
2) Patrick Patterson (return)
3) Darius Miller (return)
4) Roburt Sallie (transfer)
5) Wesley Witherspoon (transfer)
6) DeMarcus Cousins (freddie)
7) John Wall (freddie)
8) Xavier Henry (freddie)
9) Daniel Orton (freddie)
10) Michael Porter (HAHAHAHA)

Gotta think Michael Porter will still get some minutes for his great heart and hustle, right?!?!

Once again, this most certainly won't happen.  But then again, it had no chance to occur over the past 5 years.  At least you can hope and pray

-THE TURK

Update...

While it is a done deal, there is a chance that we won't have a formal announcement until tomorrow. Andy Katz is still reporting that we will probably have some sort of an announcement tonight and probably a news conference in Lexington tomorrow. He has also reported that the contract is a little smaller. 8 years and 35 million are the new figures which seems a lot more reasonable, but it could still top 5 million a year when all is said and done.

I'd be glad to fly you to Lexington John...

John Calipari doesn't mess around...

The Memphis Commercial Appeal is reporting that according to one source Calipari met with Memphis boosters to encourage them to hire UTEP's head coach Tony Barbee who is a former Memphis assistant and one of Calipari's close friends. They said he may be using leverage that includes players leaving Memphis if Barbee isn't hired. I have also heard that John Calipari is going to have a press conference in Memphis very soon and will be in Lexington by late this evening.

I've also heard that Sully Sullenburger, the pilot who landed safely in the Hudson River, has been hired to fly Calipari to Lexington, just so we are sure that he will be in good hands and arrive safely. I might have made that last sentence up but I want it to be true so badly.

Cousins, Wall to follow?

Now that the Calipari to Kentucky thing is "quasi"-official, what happens now?

Do Demarcus Cousins & John Wall follow Calipari to Kentucky? Rumors swirling that Wesley Witherspoon, a frosh at Memphis, may want to follow Calipari to Lexington as well. Other players & recruits have also been mentioned, but at this point, it's all speculation.

The bottom line is that there is going to be an awful lot of talent in Lexington next year, even if Calipari does not bring in his "own" guys.

I think Kentucky being able to land a big-time name & recruiter will solidify my thoughts that Patterson & Meeks will return to school. I think it will also help AJ Stewart develop, if he returns.

My question is this: With all of the rumors / speculation / excitement surrounding the program right now, where do the scholarships come from?

That, my friends, may turn out to be the $6.67 million dollar question.


It's a done deal...Part II

John Calipari has accepted the offer. It will be announced later TODAY. Memphis has already contacted Missouri seeking permission to speak with Mike Anderson, Missouri's coach who took Missouri to the Elite 8 in just his 3rd year.

To clear things up...

I read that John Wall had verbally committed to Memphis. That was an incorrect report after doing more research. I do think he will consider Kentucky because nobody needs a point guard like us and people in the know say he was almost certain to go to Memphis with Calipari there.

To be clear though, the source who told me about the meeting with Calipari that occurred on Sunday, told me he was offered the job with a general outline of the contract terms by a third party on Sunday. The person who made the offer was a representative sent down by Barnhart, Todd, and the University of Kentucky on their behalf. This person told me that Calipari had accepted the job based on those general contract terms on Sunday pending an official offer from Barnhart that has been approved by Todd and the board of representatives of UK. They also needed to recieve permission to make the official offer, but not the general offer made by the third party. This official offer occurred today. It is an unbelievable offer that has been said to be in the 6 years and 40 million dollar range.

Keep in mind that ESPN and other news sites have been behind in announcing the latest news on this situation. My report about the Sunday meeting came at 11 last night. ESPN reported the exact same thing at 10:30 am this morning.

John Calipari will be announced as coach either later today or tomorrow. A press conference in Lexington with him attending will occur tomorrow or Wednesday. While everything I've said about the Calipari situation seemed premature at the time, it all proved to be 100% correct. If I could reveal my source you all would understand completely. The above statements aren't rumors. They are facts. He is the next coach unless he were to have a complete last minute change of heart.


Kentucky Gets Permission To Talk To Calipari

I have just received word that Kentucky has officially gotten permission to speak with John Calipari concerning the job opening in Lexington.


Can I get a HELL YEAH?!

Please, stop the insanity!

I am excited about what the future holds for The University of Kentucky & its basketball program. We'll have a new coach who hopefully brings an exciting style of play & a charismatic attitude to Lexington. For the past 5 or so years, I had hoped that that coach would be Billy Donovan. He shunned us once, but I was willing to forgive & forget, and embrace him once we relieved Billy Clyde; however, it seems that Donovan has shunned us again.

So, we move to John Calipari. Rumors are swirling that there is mutual interest, and that a deal could potentially be completed within the next 24 hours.

Many think that Calipari will come to Kentucky simply for financial reasons. Surely nobody can throw more money at Calipari than Kentucky, right? Well, maybe - or maybe not. Memphis has some of the wealthiest boosters in the land & have a great "working" relationship with FedEx and their higher-ups. By "working", I mean that FedEx gives Memphis as much money as they want. There are a short list of programs who can compete with Kentucky financially, and I think Memphis is one of the select few. And there's no doubt in my mind that Memphis is committed to John Calipari...

Here is my request to Kentucky fans, both on the internet message boards & standing around the water cooler. Let the people in charge do their job, and quit spreading rumors.

The fact of the matter is that we're all hopeful & excited about what the future may hold. If Calipari comes, he could be great & he could bring some star recruits with him for next year; however, nothing is official & many coaches don't like to throw their former employer (and the program that they helped build) under the bus by "stealing" their recruits. Billy Gillispie refrained from bringing DeAndre Jordan, the #1 center who committed to BCG @ Texas A&M, with him to Kentucky because he didn't want to upset A&M. It was the right thing to do, in my opinion.

Let me set the record straight. I've read some inaccurate posts on here (and elsewhere) and would like to take the time to straighten things out.

Xavier Henry is the #1 recruit in the nation. He has committed & signed with Memphis. It's likely that he will end up in Memphis, with or without Calipari.

DeMarcus Cousins is the #4 player in the nation. He's a 6'10'' big man who is the #1 ranked center coming out of high school. He, like Henry, has committed to Memphis; however, Cousins has not signed with the Tigers, which basically means that he can still go wherever he pleases.

John Wall is one of the top PG's in the land, hailing from North Carolina. He's also a top 10 player in the nation, and his list of schools have been trimmed to Memphis & Duke. As I posted earlier, Seth Curry has announced that he will transfer to Duke, so this may impact Wall some; however, Wall is the type of impact player that can start at virtually any program in the country. He HAS NOT COMMITTED ANYWHERE - and that includes John Calipari & Memphis.

The rumors & excitement is running rampant in Lexington & the great Commonwealth of Kentucky. Undoubtedly, it is the product of the enormous amount of support of the Kentucky basketball program; however, we need to keep things in perspective & to our best to stay on focus & spread the truth -- not rumors & hearsay.

Here's hoping that Kentucky will seek permission to speak with Calipari & will make him an offer that he cannot refuse!

The King leaves Memphis for the Bluegrass...You heard it here first

It's a done deal...

Rumors are circulating out of Memphis newspapers and telelvision stations that John Caliapri has indeed met with his players and announced that he was leaving to take the Kentucky job. Expect an announcement later this evening or tomorrow at the latest. It will be exciting to see how big his contract actually his. Expect something in the 6 to 8 year range at a minimum of 3.5 to 4 million dollars a year.

Shamwow Guy Gets Arrested...




Never in my life have I been so happy to hear of someone getting sent to the grey-bar motel. Vince the Shamwow Guy, who so flamboyantly screams at us soaking up Coca-Cola through carpet squares on TV and now somehow ESPN, got arrested in South Beach. Believe it or not, this guy was arrested for battery after paying a prostitute $1000 to get busy and his shamwow. When asked, the prostitute stated "His bluetooth microphone set me on, fire down below, and I bit him." Anyways, check out this article, they dog on Pittsburgh as well which is always a fun time since...well since Pittsburgh is terrible.

http://mondesishouse.blogspot.com/2009/03/vince-shamwow-guy-got-arrested.html

John Calipari looks tired of Memphis and John Wall looks good in blue


Don't forget...

John Wall is the number one high school senior in the country.  He is a Derrick Rose type, a point guard who has it all.  He once beat Michael Porter one on one.  Blindfolded.  Most scouts say he is so good he will be a one and done player who goes to the NBA and is a lottery pick after one year. Why am I telling you this?  Because he has committed to Memphis but hasn't signed a letter of intent.  If he were to follow Calipari to Kentucky if Calipari indeed does get the job, and Meeks and Patterson stay, and Orton keeps his commitment watch out.  It is safe to assume we are preseason top 10 and a huge contender next year.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

New Coach Update

Someone I trust very much who has very close ties to the program told me earlier today that John Calipari was being met with today and was very close to taking the UK job.  Representatives of UK  left town this morning to meet with Calipari and were meeting with him throughout the day. There will likely be an announcement tomorrow or Tuesday at the latest.  This person also told me that if this somehow falls through and he's not named as our coach which seems to be very unlikely to happen, Tom Izzo and Sean Miller are the next candidates in that order. 

Seth Curry To Duke











Seth Curry is expected to transfer to Duke. That's right, Seth Curry, better known as "Stephen's little brother", "Dale Curry's son," or "The kid whose Mom is smokin' hot" will be a Dookie.

Curry, formerly of Liberty, is listed at 6'3'' & 180 lbs. dripping wet. Basically, he too, is a little bitch.

The younger Curry averaged 20.2 points, 4.4 rebounds, & 2.3 assists per game. He shot 34.7% from downtown, & averaged 1.4 steals per game.

Naturally, I look for his stats to take a hard hit in the ACC, as he doesn't have the physical tools to compete night-in & night-out in the ACC. But this is a great deal for both Curry & Duke.

Curry gets to play on a big-time stage, like he & his brother both wanted to do. Duke gets a guy with a lot of potential, the opportunity to have him hit the weights hard in his transfer/redshirt season, and then have 3 years from a shooter with an NBA pedigree.


The bad news: Dookies get a guy who has potential & can shoot the rock.
The good news: Curry's mom may steal airtime from Coach K.

What A Great Weekend


Duke lost. Louisville lost. Tiger won. Billy G got wasted. Calipari is on the horizon for the UK coaching job next year; potentially setting the stage for a starting line-up of John Wall, Meeks, Miller, P-Pat, and Orton. mmm that's nasty...

Hope you all enjoyed this weekend as much as I did. Stay tuned, this is going to be an exciting week here at the Fix. 

Pitino seems nervous...

Video of meeting between Billy G and UK Brass

Or at least something close to it...


This is just a random video for C Coll

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Tiger's Typical Day

If you are wondering what a day would be like in the shoes of Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods there is a preview below. Feel free to attempt this daily schedule for the next 30 years, and you may become the worlds greatest golfer.

Ahh Probably not.





Lebron James Tonight on 60 Minutes


Lebron James shows his freakishly athletic skills..
 
Oh, and so does Jimmy Kimmel..

Saturday, March 28, 2009

'Racin...It's all I never known' - Junior



Summer is rapidly approaching and the only thing that goes better on Sundays than, say the final round of THE MASTERS, the Lake, hitting the links with Bret Stephens, or sleeping on the couch all day is America's second favorite past time, thats right NASCAR. Here's the remaining schedule for 2009 complete with the Channel it will be broadcast on. Note: August 22nd marks the Night Race at Bristol Motor Speedway in Tennessee. Attending this race 2 years ago, I can vouch that, believe it or not, it is one of the wildest nights of the year. Like Bonnaroo, the Little Sturgis Rally, the Peckenpaugh's family Christmas Party, my transcript, it is a complete shit show. Un-Like Mardi Gras, you don't need shiny beads to get your bube fix. Attend, drink yourself into oblivion, dress in what you want, do what you want, turn off your brain-to-mouth filter and let loose. No one is judging.

"Dale Jr. couldnt drive a nail" - Jeff Gordon...





6 March 29 Martinsville
Sun 1:30 p.m.
fox

7 April 5 Texas
Sun 1:30 p.m.
fox

8 April 18 Phoenix
Sat 8 p.m.
fox

9 April 26 Talladega
Sun 1 p.m.
fox


10 May 2 Richmond
Sat 7 p.m.
fox


11 May 9 Darlington
Sat 7 p.m.
fox

- May 16 NASCAR Sprint Showdown
Sat 7 p.m.
speed

- May 16 Sprint All-Star Race
Sat 8:30 p.m.
speed

12 May 24 Charlotte
Sun 5 p.m.
fox

13 May 31 Dover
Sun 1:30 p.m.
fox

14 June 7 Pocono
Sun 12:30 p.m.
tnt


15 June 14 Michigan
Sun 12:30 p.m.
tnt

16 June 21 Sonoma
Sun 3:30 p.m.
tnt

17 June 28 Loudon
Sun 12:30 p.m.
tnt

18 July 4 Daytona
Sat 6:30 p.m.
tnt

19 July 11 Chicago
Sat 6:30 p.m.
tnt

20 July 26 Indianapolis
Sun 1 p.m.
espn

21 August 2 Pocono
Sun 1 p.m.
espn

22 August 9 Watkins Glen
Sun 1 p.m.
espn

23 August 16 Michigan
Sun 1 p.m.
espn

24 August 22 Bristol
Sat 6:30 p.m.
espn

25 September 6 Atlanta
Sun 7 p.m.
espn

26 September 12 Richmond
Sat 7 p.m.
abc

Chase
27
For the Sprint
September 20
Cup Begins..
Loudon
Sun 1 p.m.
abc

28 September 27 Dover
Sun 1 p.m.
abc

29 October 4 Kansas
Sun 1 p.m.
abc

30 October 11 Fontana
Sun 2:30 p.m.
abc

31 October 17 Charlotte
Sat 7 p.m.
abc

32 October 25 Martinsville
Sun 1 p.m.
abc

33 November 1 Talladega
Sun 12 p.m.
abc

34 November 8 Texas
Sun 2:30 p.m.
abc

35 November 15 Phoenix
Sun 2:30 p.m.
abc

36 November 22 Homestead
Sun 2:30 p.m.
abc