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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Wildcats' Ultimatum


Tonight's SEC match-up of your own Kentucky Wildcats and the Mississippi State "Budogs" (as my 4 year old cousin calls them) was one of high anticipation from my stand point. My roots were split with this one. Of course I was rooting for the home team, but having my older cousin be a former player and current assistant coach for the visiting Bulldogs , I have a reasonable amount of personal connection to Mississippi State.

That being said, allow me to get on to the focal point of this here cherry buster for my "Daly" fix experience. This UK Basketball team is one of the most timid group of pure athletes I have ever witnessed. We can, for the most part, put a line-up consisting of 5 guys who can run and jump with any other 5 in the country. However, of the 15 guys who dress on this team, only 3 or 4 of them will take a shot when it is given to them, which usually is a key aspect of the game of Basketball. Ol' Lew III and I were in attendance of tonight's ball game here at the great Rupp Arena and to say we left when we did with disappointment would probably be an understatement. I cannot even count the number of times one of our three "shooting" position players would have a wide open look at a 3, and not take it (Obviously not applicable to Jodie). It is pretty damn bad when your home crowd is yelling at the top of their lungs for our guards to shoot the ball when the closest defender is guarding them almost from the key and our play of choice is to force something in to one of our bigs and watch 3, maybe 4, defenders collapse on the ball with no worries of giving up a 3. Not only that, they can COMPLETELY take Meeks out of the ballgame. Fuck it, nobody else is going to shoot. It would be one thing if that took place during tonight's game only, but no...that has been the story of definitely the last three SEC losses, and for most of the season prior to.

Following tonight's embarrassing display of talent, there seems to have been a teamwide confrontation in the home locker room questioning one anothers' desire and heart for the game. I am not going to go into detail about what went on inside the locker room, but you should check it out yourself by clicking on the title of the post.

To say what was said by P. Pat regarding what is known as a "Do or Die" situation is what we call hitting the nail on the head. We started our SEC play most impressively, only to give in to 3 straight complete letdowns. This is not the same dominant conference that has sat at the top of College Basketball for most of my life. This year, the SEC is slightly above mediocre, and to not be at the top of the conference is not very promising for a long run in March. Our Wildcats need to find an identity quick. If Meeks isn't pouring in 30+ and P. Pat is getting double teamed down in the post, we have no offense. Nobody will make the defense pay for playing off and we are completely exposed as a one-dimensional offense. Things need to change quick, or March Madness may not just be the nickname of the NCAA tourney in the Bluegrass. And one last thing...for fuck's sake Billy G, get out of your damn crouch and get up and do some on the fly coaching. Quit letting our inexperienced, timid freshman run around with hopeless abandon.

Now let's go Wildcats.


A Step Back to Black History


“In all things that are purely social, we can be as separate as the fingers, yet one as the hand in all things essential to mutual progress.”
Booker T. Washington

Let me start off by saying... "YES WE CAN"

Now that we've cleared that up, as you all know February is Black History month, and for those of you who didn't know, you need Jesus...

I will be bringing your "daly" Black History facts:

On February 3, 1870 the 15th Amendment granting African American men the right to vote became law, declaring that the "right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any state on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude"

Kids Say The Darndest Things....




...when they are high.




(click on the link above)

Keep Bangin'

"Gettin larger in waist and taste
Ain't no tellin where this felon is headin, just in case
Keep a shell at the tip of ya melon, clear da space
Ya brain was a terrible thing ta waste
Eighty-eight long gates, snatch initial name plates
Smokin spliffs wit niggaz, real life beginner killers
Prayin God forgive us for being sinners, help us out"

- Notorious B.I.G.

Bonnaroo Lineup Announced (June 11-14)




My Bonnaroo Five: 5 Bands That Will Make You Jump On A Hippie!

"Without music, life would be a mistake." Friedrich Nietzsche


As you may have heard, the Bonnaroo Music Festival has once again announced, yet another, line-up for the ages. Headlining this years festivities are Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, The Beastie Boys, Phish, and Nine Inch Nails. Although these bands have made an incredible impact on the history of music, there are numerous other bands I would much rather see. (Don't get me wrong, I'm quite certain I will dazedly stumble into the Beastie Boys crowd and "fight...for my right...to party!" I mean, it is the Beastie Boys for Gods sake.) In no particular order, here are my top 5 bands to see at Bonnaroo in 2009. Ladies first...





1)Santogold: I first read about Santi in a SPIN magazine I picked up in May of 2008; she was one of the few "Artists To Watch" that year. Of course, I am a sucker for new music and immediately logged on to her Myspace page to check her out. After hearing the song L.E.S. Artistes, I immediately fell in love. I was intrigued by her eccentric, afro-beat, rock n' roll style. I immediately bought her cd, and without holding back, I can say that every song is good. You have probably heard her music in a Bud Light Lime or VO5 commercial at some point in your life. I have seen her on a few late night shows. Her stage presence is subtle, but her music will rock your socks off. Rolling stone once made the equation M.I.A. + Karen O + the 1980s = Santogold. Something to think about.


Notable Songs: L.E.S. Artistes, Creator, Say Aha.









2)The Yeah Yeah Yeahs: Recently, the YYY's were placed in the top 25 bands to see live, putting them in the likes of U2, The Flaming Lips, Radiohead, and The White Stripes. They are currently working on a new album due out this spring, but with the albums "Fever to Tell" and "Show Your Bones" under their belt, I am quite sure they could make up one hell of a set-list. From what I have seen of their live (video) shows, Karen O wants nothing more from the crowd to feel her emotion in each and every song. She has no fear, holds nothing back, and her band mates can drop kick you in the face with a riff of the axe and a beat of a drum. I will wait for an entire day to see this band.


^My Must See ^



Notable Songs: Maps, Phenomena, Rich, Gold Lion.




3)T.V. On The Radio: I honestly first heard of TVOTR in early 2005 when a few of my friends drunkenly stumbled into our designated drivers car to get a ride home. I remember asking him who the band was and where they were from because, at the time, I was really getting into it. (Of course, after a few cold ones just about anything sounds good.) But, they made an impact on me. So when their third album, "Return to Cookie Mountain" surfaced in 2006, I remembered that ride home and immediately downloaded their cd. Of their three, at the time, I thought this one was the best. So here we are in 2009 with yet another fascinating album. They had a big year in 2008 with "Dear Science," winning Rolling Stones greatest album of the year. I was hesitant to say whether I liked/disliked the record because of my obsession the previous one, but after hearing it a few times, I can proudly say its definately worth a listen. I am really looking forward to seeing what they can produce on stage. With a few lights glowing and the amps turned up, I'm sure it will be one hell of a show.


Notable Songs: Wolf Like Me, Province, Halfway Home.


4)The Mars Volta: TMV was named the "Best Progressive Rock Band of 2008" by Rolling Stone magazine. From what I've seen on videos, singer Cedric Bixler-Zavala and guitarist Omar Rodriguez-Lopez can flat out break it down on stage. If you combined Zach de la Roca's passion and extravagant force on stage, mix it with a few of Jim Morrison's dancing rants, add a hint of Grateful Dead jam sessions, and top it off with a Pink Floyd-esque light show, you have The Mars Volta on stage. Every person I know who has saw them live has told me they seriously pack a punch and were worth every penny they spent on tickets.


Notable Songs: Televators, Goliath, The Widow.


5)Girl Talk: No, I'm not referring to the 1988 party game designed for teeny-bopping, adolescent girls. I'm talking about Gregg Gillis' stage name. GG specializes in mixing dozens of samples from different songs and basically creates a new one. For example, you may hear the Beastie Boys, Lil' Wayne, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beyonce', Jay-Z, Jurassic 5, Bubba Sparxxx, Kid N Play, Led Zepplin', and Nelly all on one track mixed together. Its very creative and a lot of fun to get funky-dance-crazy-mixed-up-rock-out-tastic-buckwild to. My cousin saw him in Detroit and said he had never seen anything like it. I saved this one for last because a friend and I had the opportunity to catch his show in Louisville a few months back and passed it up. We have regretted it ever since. Check out youtube clips and you'll see why.


Notable Songs: Play Your Part (Part 1 and 2), Set It Off, What Its All About.

CLICK HERE to celebrate a TD with a little porn

As you may or may not have heard Tucson, Arizona had a little trouble with the broadcasting of a Superbowl. After Larry Fitzgerald's go ahead touchdown catch with minutes to go viewers in Tucson were served up a big plate of porn cock. A 10 second porn clip interrupted the broadcast. There is nothing that goes better together than one of the biggest plays in the biggest game and a nice dose of porn to celebrate. Imagine sitting with your grandma giving high fives and then some goon comes on waiving his man meat in your face. Since it didn't happen to me I'm a huge fan of the low moral degenerates that actually pulled this off. A tip of my cap to you. As for the clip who the hell does this guy think he is apparently I have been going about sex with women the entire wrong way. I apparently need to start turning on girls by slapping my garbage against my thighs and saying "I need to shake a little air into it". Why am I just now finding this out. Did everybody else know that what you need to do to get laid? Always a day late and a buck short. Anyway I hope you enjoyed one of the greatest pranks ever pulled

Your NBA playoff picture....



Eastern
1. Boston -
2. Cleveland -1.5
3. Orlando -3.0
4. Atlanta -12.0
5. Miami -13.0
6. Detroit -13.5
7. Philadelphia -15.5
8. Milwaukee -17.0
9. New York - 18.0

Western
1. Los Angeles -
2. San Antonio -5.0
3. Denver -7.0
4. Portland -8.0
5. New Orleans -9.0
6. Houston -9.5
7. Dallas -10.0
8. Phoenix -11.5
9. Utah -12.0

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Monday, February 2, 2009

The Pecker Speaks, You Listen.


Hello, all.  To start off my first official post, I would like to thank The Third Lew for extending an invitation by default.  I'm sure the original plan of having my older brother on board would have had its perks, but unfortunately his Ritalin prescription got too pricey and he no longer has the ability to sit and type his thoughts and views for longer than 39 seconds. Having said that, I believe the proceeds of this site, if any, should go towards the 'Kids vs. ADHD Foundation of Kentucky'.  

The Pecker on Louisville vs. UConn
As I sat at work today, my mind was in another place, that place you ask?  Freedom Hall.  I anxiously awaited the match-up of my Louisville Cardinal Birds against The UConn Fighting Thabeets.  Unfortunately, due to the snow storm, Tom Jurich decided to cancel the highly anticipated showdown.  I repeat, THE GAME NEVER HAPPENED.  How did my beloved Cards spend their night? Ricky P took them out to a nice seafood dinner and followed that up with a stop at their tattoo parlor of choice. The boys in red currently sit atop the Big East with  Kentucky's favorite March Madness opponent, Marquette, and both have an impressive 8-0 conference record.

The Pecker on The Super Bowl
I'm gonna be honest, I had little interest in the big game.   I'm a man, and to most, I'm 'THE MAN', and watching the Super Bowl while kickin' back Budweiser is almost manlier than Pat Summitt, but the 'kid in a candy store' never quite came out in me on Sunday.  Although it was an instant classic, I was happier to see that Kurt Warner's wife ditched her haircut that we saw so much in '99 and no longer looks like a Nascar driver (see image above).  Big relief.  

I look forward to sharing my insight on the latest of my trials and tribulations, whether they take place in my current city, NYC, or back home in Hendo, I am confident that keeping wholesome information on this blog will be about as easy as a Union County High School co-ed in heat.  Stay tuned.

Until next time, enjoy this video. 


Sunday, February 1, 2009

Breaking News: America Inhales...




Super Bowl Picks

The Cardinals may have some moxie, but much like the writers on this site they are too untalented, unproven, and underwhelming to pull this mother out.

Give me the Steelers 32 - 24

Who ya got?