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Nikki vs Paris. I'd love to spend one night in either one of their sausage slots but if I've got to choose one and I'm going with Nikki. Paris is a little too whorish, hence the commercial where she washes/dry humps a Bentley all while keeping a giant burger intact. If I've told ya once I've told you a million times, only whores do burger commercials for Hardee's. Plus she usually has really short hair, and girls with short hair kinda creep me out. Nikki. All day. No rub. Final answer.
Who ya got Fix?
Waterbury- A Waterbury woman has been charged with repeatedly calling a local female resident to demand that she and her husband join her in a sexual "threesome."
Anna Bambino, 30, of Pierpont Road, Waterbury, was charged Friday with breach of peace.
She was released on a written promise to appear in court.
Bambino called the couple's home about a half-dozen times, police said. Bambino, who is acquainted with the Monroe woman through a mutual friend, in each of the calls suggested the woman and her husband have three-way sex with her, police said
After officers confronted Bambino, she confessed to making the calls, police said. However, she claimed to have been intoxicated at the time, according to the police report.
I'm gonna go ahead and throw some facts out there:
All of the above concocts a recipe for disaster/great story. Throw in some Mad Dog 20/20 and it is 100% guaranteed to become a shit show. When I worked at a liquor store back in college a guy used to come through every day and buy two bottles of MD2020 and would open it up before he even gave me the buck .05 he owed me for it. A couple of months later he drove by, got his MD was arrested in the back parking lot of our store for DUI and trying to pick up a prostitute. All because of a couple of sips of purple Mad Dog. Shit is lethal. I don't fuck with it because I do weird enough shit as it is, I don't need help.
Anyway... we all know what Mad Dog can do. That's not the scary part. The scary part is that thing that is drinking the Dog. Where the fuck did she come from? If I had to choose between getting in a bed and have rough sex with her or Rampage Jackson, I say bring on Rampage. No way I'm letting Anna Bambino or her trucker's hat get close to Captain Clown Dog (that's what I call mine). The picture alone gave me terrible nightmares.
With all the circumstances, it's hard to say if Ms. Bambino really rolls hard because Mad Dog had a lot to do with it. The fact that their was very little detail about the conversation she had with them doesn't do her any justice, either. But I bet it had something to do with an executioners mask, Sweet and Sour chicken, a spiked baseball bat and some fuzzy hand cuffs just to mix it up a little bit. Throw in the classic Hard Rolling paraphernalia of some sawed off shotguns and you have yourself a winner. But Anna is leaving the Fix with a HR rating of 4.
Come a little harder next time, bitch.
The only good thing that is going to come out of this whole Tiger scandal are funny videos. This is probably one of the biggest if not THE biggest scandals to ever come out of sports, he is/was the most dominant athlete that the world has ever seen, and though he put all of this on himself, we are all now succumbed to watch fat old white men golfing again like the pre-Tiger renaissance. No more outrageous chip shots with the crowd going wild and Tiger doing his signature fist pump and no more heroic major wins like the PGA Championship on a broken leg. I hope I'm wrong, but I believe this is the sad ending of the Tiger era and though he will come back, I just don't see him coming back as great as we knew him before the whores and Ambien bonin'. But who knows, I mean, he still is Tiger Woods.
Extra: Tiger is now being linked to a Canadian doctor who is well known for supplying Performance Enhancing Drugs to professional athletes. This may just be the tip of the proverbial iceberg for Eldrick. If Tiger would have spent a little more time in the 80's watching WWF like The Pecker instead of wasting his time practicing golf he would have known better than to fuck with the Canadians when this guy roaming around and bustin' heads.
