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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

The Gleaner- Hendo Area News

Three Morganfield residents are scheduled to appear on The Jerry Springer Show today to prove they are "Jerry's Biggest Fan."
According to a press release, Zakia Perry, Rodney Bell and Damion Wharton will perform next to Springer at 5 p.m. on My44, which is Channel 17 for Insight cable customers.
Springer and the team at The Jerry Springer Show asked the American TV audience to prove that they are "Jerry's Biggest Fan" by sending in fun, creative and original videos that capture the show's outrageous guests and surprising plot twists.
The top three finalists were flown out to the studio in Stamford, Conn., where they were scheduled to perform on stage for the chance to win the grand prize of $5,000.
After seeing each of the three finalists, the studio audience selects the winner.
The Jerry Springer Show, now in its 19th season, is taped in front of a live studio audience in Stamford, Conn., and is distributed in national syndication by NBC Universal Domestic Television Distribution.


Hey Gleaner, either shit or get off the pot. You think letting the people of Hendo know that someone from Morganfield, KY is going be on the Jerry Springer Show is something that they couldn't have already guessed? Fuck, at the age of 14 I was convinced that the show was actually filmed either in or somewhere around Morganfield because everytime I drove through there I was pretty sure I saw a pregnant lady with "eat shit" tattoo'd on her forehead that was identical to the skank on the show from the week before. Then I found out there was no electricity within 40 miles of Morganfield so it would be fucking impossible to pull off a TV show, but you can imagine the dissapointment I had when I figured that out.

Anyway, I guess all I can do is say congrats to all you Braves and Bravettes, enjoy your 15 minutes of Springer fame.

** I Google Imaged 'Morganfield, KY' and these pictures were on the first page of results.

What the fuck is a Dog Warden? Is it real? Sign me up.








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