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Friday, November 20, 2009

I Know a Speilberg Film When I See One


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This reminds me of the time I watched Schindler's List. Though the film is primarily shot in black and white, red is used to distinguish a little girl in a coat. The red coat symbolizes the fact that there was a loss of innocence among all the children who were faced with the horrors of the Holocaust, in that they were forced to grow up much faster than many other children of that time period. Later in the film, the girl is seen among the dead, recognizable only by the red coat she is still wearing.
Do you think Steven Speilberg had something to do with this video? Come on, he had to, right? The drunk girl grinding her shit all over the pole symbolizes the little Jewish girl while everyone else is acting respectable in their black and white tuxedos and dresses being 'grown ups'. It's obvious that the red dress symbolizes that she is a drunken whore who usually fucks up weddings and the dancing around builds anticipation for the climatic ending. I mean who really wears a red dress to a black tie event besides a skank like this one. Speilberg, I know your dirty little tricks. You can't get that shit past The Pecker.

Either way, bitch rolls hard. Have a great weekend.


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