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Monday, November 23, 2009

Happy Monday, Fix!


Wow, what a weekend in the college sports world. How Charlie Weis has not been fired yet is still one of the biggest wonders even The Pecker cannot explain. The only way I see Notre Dame rising back to prominence is to hire Nick Saban as head coach with Urban Meyer as his offensive coordinator and Pete Carroll as a recruiter/sorority house panty stealer. Not only will they have to spend a pretty penny to get a top-notch coach, but they will also have to pay Charlie Weis' buyout, which right now would be 18 milly. So go ahead and PAY like a champion today, you fucksticks.
Oregon used the power of their douchey, Ed Hardy-esque jerseys to put themselves in a showdown with Oregon St. next week for the Pac 10 title. The winner of that game gets to shit down the proverbial necks of The Ohio State University in the Rose Bowl, which is nice.
Kentucky stole a win from Georgia to give them their 7th win of the season to set up a game for the ages in the UK fan's mind as they take on UT in a game the Volunteers consider the annual forfeit game, due to Kentucky's 24 game losing streak. If that is not enough to get motivated for, maybe this bulletin board material will help courtesy of the Chattanooga Times:

"Moreover, a winning season sets the tone for all the Kiffin seasons to follow, even if it wasn't a championship season.
But it should conclude as a 7-5 regular season, given the annual unofficial forfeit they figure to pick up against Kentucky, which would be the Vols' 25th straight in the series. Rumor has it that UT is even considering wearing silver pants and helmets to honor the occasion.
That should earn a respectable bowl bid (Chick-fil-A, perhaps) and an extra month of practice. It should help recruiting, not that Kiffin appears to need much in that department."


Ouch.

Have a great day folks, stay tuned.

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