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Monday, November 16, 2009

Who Would You Rather Bone?

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Alright Fixers, as Tony Kornheiser would ask, who ya got? I expect a large amount of Palin votes today, but before you take the obvious answer, The Pecker has something for you to ponder. Michelle Obama has the World's Most Powerful Man wrapped around her finger. You think you can become the First Lady by practicing the missionary position every night while whispering sweet nothings? Hell no!!! Michelle Obama be doing something crazy in the sack... I'm talkin' about shit that is probably illegal in the state of Alaska. Believe dat!
It's a tough choice, but The Pecker's voting Obama for the first time.
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 16, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    i'd bang palin out - Cody

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  2. Todd McEuenNovember 16, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    I see your points Peck but I'm going with Palin

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  3. Coach Leo JohnsonNovember 16, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    Nailin Palin!

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  4. AnonymousNovember 16, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    Obama mama.. i got jungle fevaaaaaa

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  5. AnonymousNovember 16, 2009 at 6:35 PM

    Obama? Is this what the north has done to you peck?

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  6. AnonymousNovember 17, 2009 at 2:42 AM

    I want a piece of that condaleeza rice

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  7. T-MoneyNovember 17, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    ive head em both,nothing to write home about though

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