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Monday, November 16, 2009

Who Would You Rather Bone?

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Alright Fixers, as Tony Kornheiser would ask, who ya got? I expect a large amount of Palin votes today, but before you take the obvious answer, The Pecker has something for you to ponder. Michelle Obama has the World's Most Powerful Man wrapped around her finger. You think you can become the First Lady by practicing the missionary position every night while whispering sweet nothings? Hell no!!! Michelle Obama be doing something crazy in the sack... I'm talkin' about shit that is probably illegal in the state of Alaska. Believe dat!
It's a tough choice, but The Pecker's voting Obama for the first time.

7 comments:

  1. i'd bang palin out - Cody

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  2. I see your points Peck but I'm going with Palin

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  3. Obama mama.. i got jungle fevaaaaaa

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  4. Obama? Is this what the north has done to you peck?

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  5. I want a piece of that condaleeza rice

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  6. ive head em both,nothing to write home about though

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