9 Days to Christmas

We're in the single digits.  Today I got for you something that goes right with the time of the season and what should be outside, snow.  From the comfort of your own home you can ski down those white mountains you fixers dream of (not the ones that go through your dollar bills and up your nose, Frey).  I don't know too much about the logistics of this thing because the language on the website is unfamiliar to T Bone, but it looks like it comes with a hydraulic system and all sorts of weird mechanical devices that'll get you jacked up when you're going down the slopes of your TV.

Here's the website to buy it, good luck reading anything