Tiger's Thanksgiving Night: A Chinaman's Version

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When it comes to Chinese vocabulary, Peckerino only knows two actual words: Wu Tang and buffet. But to tell you the truth, you don't need fucking Rosetta Stone to comprehend exactly what Senor Wong is saying here. The animation says it all. Since The Pecker doesn't want any rumors roaming around that he stereotypes a certain race, he won't tell you who he expected to be the antagonist in the video, but he'll give you a hint; it rhymes with 'Schmodzilla'.

The truly sad part about this animation though, is that somewhere a deaf kid in China is wondering why the President of the United States drives a mini-van.