Item for day #14, a beer holster. If you've ever been in the situation where you need both of your hands but still want to take that beer along with you, get this baby. The price is $50 but it'd be well worth the sacrifice if you're wanting to feel both of those Filly's titty balls at once and still have your beer at your side.
Item for day #13, the driver drink container and pourer. I don't care if you're playing with Kenny Perry and you shoot over a 100, you'll still be cool if you can whip one of these things out and pour a bourbon and coke.
Item for day #12, a tie with a picture of yourself on it. A lot of people take pride in the tie they wear. You get caught wearing a stupid tie and you look (what better way to say it?) stupid. If you're cool enough, wear a tie with pictures of yourself on it.
Item for day #11, a beer belly. Strap it on, fill it up, and drink it down. This is the only way 'the more you drink the skinnier you look' phrase applies.
And for today's item, squeeze bacon. I don't know how it would taste, but if its anywhere near as good as tasting as regular bacon, then it'd be amazing.
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