The three men, who have all been charged with murder, are being held in the city of Perm, 870 mile (1,400 kilometres) east of Moscow.
It's unclear when the incident happened but local investigators said in a statement that the 25-year-old victim had been targeted because of "personal hostility".
In their statement on Friday the investigators said that the three men attacked their victim with a hammer and knives and that his body was found in a forest area near a stop for public transport in Perm.
Investigaters said, "After carrying out the attack, the corpse was dismembered. Part of it was eaten and part was also sold to a kebab and pie kiosk."
Always count on Russia for a nice, heart-warming story to start your day. Hey bums, you wanna eat and make money at the same time without getting 20 to life in God know what kind of Russian prison, kill a lamb or dog or any kind of animal, eat it and then sell it to a kebab house. Not a fucking human. This is not Nam, bums, there are rules.
Anyway, I'll give these three guys a 4. If it was just one person you could say desperate times ask for desperate measures and the sheer determination of finding dinner would get maybe a 5 or higher, but with 3 minds working together you should be able to come up with a better dinner/money-making-scheme than this one. Therefore, these guys don't really roll that hard at all.
P.S. When is the last time a good story came out of Russia anyway? Ever since the US of A whipped that ass in hockey shit just hasn't been right. So you got beat by Americans in a sport that barely exists in our Nation, doesn't mean you have to change your Country's name and start killing dudes and selling their dead flesh. How about some humanity here, Russians.
P.S. again.. Hockey sucks.
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