Think You Had A Bad Saturday?

Chicago Tribune- As a tumultuous season draws to a bitter close, Notre Dame and the faces of the football program continue to take hit after hit. And, apparently, in all too literal a sense.Starting quarterback and team captain Jimmy Clausen was involved in an altercation outside a South Bend, Ind., bar in the hours after a double-overtime loss to Connecticut on Saturday, taking a punch to the face in the incident, sources told the Tribune.Clausen suffered at least one black eye as a result of the punch, according to a source. A spokesman for Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis said he could not reach Weis for comment Monday night. A South Bend police spokesman said Monday no police reports were filed over the weekend that involved Clausen. The particulars of the confrontation are unclear, though a person answering the phone at CJ's Pub, the bar in question, said the incident "absolutely did not take place inside the bar."

I doubt your Saturday was as bad as college football's biggest toolbag, Jimmy Clausen. First he loses at home to Connecticut, who hasn't won a game since the death of a starting defensive back, and after that he probably realized his fat ass, tub-o-lard coach isn't going to be his fat ass, tub-o-lard coach next season. Then the cherry on top of his shit sundae is a punch to the face by a Notre Dame fan!

Hey Jimmy, if you didn't realize how big of a douche you were before this incident, here ya go. You are the best football player in South Bend, you are the only reason Notre Dame has won any of their games this year, you go to a bar full of Notre Dame fans in the city of South Bend, IN and you get your ass kicked and nobody helped you. Maybe skipping your senior year for the NFL isn't such a bad idea after all, aye Jimmy??

I don't blame the guy, though. Ever since Jimmy Clausen showed up in a Hummer Limousine at the college football Hall of Fame dressed like the dickhead that he is (pictured above), wearing his state championship rings to announce that he is signing up to play for Notre fuckin' Dame, The Pecker made a promise to himself that if he ever saw Jimmy Clausen in public he would punch him in the face and/or gouge his eyeballs out with an ice pick.