A 25-year-old Evansville man was arrested Wednesday when he stepped out of a South Side barbershop to conduct an apparent drug deal, police said.
Marcus T. Bailey, 25, was actually being sought on a parole warrant when authorities arrived at 952 Washington Avenue and found him in a car with two other people and about 21 grams of crack cocaine, said Evansville Police Department Spokesman Steve Green. Bailey was apparently having his hair braided inside when he stepped out, Green said.
This seems like it would be fucking drug dealing 101.. I've never smoked or sold crack cocaine if my memory serves me correctly, but I know that if I did I would never stop in the middle of my corn rolling session to sell some asshole 21 grams of crack. What ever happened to having a little bit of patience in the dope game?? I still remember some my college buddies sitting on the couch waiting for up to 12 hours or so before the dopeman finally came over to sell them a 20 bag of pot. They didn't get mad, they understood that he is not a carpet cleaning service or a pizza boy, he sells dope, he obviously does whatever the fuck he wants. Anyway.. I think we need to freshen up on our Eleven Crack Commandments from the Notorious BIG:
1. Never let no one know how much dough you hold.
2. Never let 'em know your next move.
3. Never trust nobody.
4. Never get high, on your own supply.
5. Never sell no crack where you rest at.
6. That God damn credit, dead it.
7. Keep your family and business completely separated.
8. Never keep no weight on you.
9. If you ain’t gettin' bags stay the fuck from police.
10. A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.
11. Never leave in the middle of a hair appointment to go out to the car to sell some crack to three assholes with no patience, you'll always get busted by the police and look like a retard in your mugshot.
Lesson learned, Marcus T. Bailey.
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