Yeah I could've gotten a little more creative on Hump Day, but I saw Jenna on Oprah (I swear to God I don't watch it often) in the lounge as I was leaving work and guys would walk in and say, "dang who is that?" Don't play stupid with me assholes, you know exactly who that is and if you really don't know who she is then you are either gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) or you were a pussbag growing up and too afraid to search for porn on your parents computer. Even though she is a porn star you gotta give Jenna a little respect, she became a multi-millionaire via her vagina... last thing Captain Clown Dog (that's what I call mine) got me was a slap in the face and a $30 cab fare home.
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Anyway, not really sure what you should expect today.. maybe something good, maybe not. I heard after Third Lew's post from yesterday about LSD and baseball it inspired the Founding Fixers back in Lexington to start production of a documentary about MayDay playing an entire flag football season on peyote. Can't wait for that one to hit the shelves.
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Captain clown dog... LOL!
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