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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Quality Veteran of the Week

Halle Berry, 42


OK OK I know I've been a little late with this weeks QV and I know you were holding your breath for this weeks selection. It was worth the wait because this weeks selection is Halle Berry, one of the sexiest women to set foot on earth. The NFL draft is coming up and the major debate, usually at the top of the draft, is wether to take the QB with the high ceiling or go for the safe pick and take that left tackle your squad needs to anchor the line. In this case, I went with the safe pick and went with an absolute lock to be a big hit as the QV this week. If you don't find Halle Berry attractive go play in traffic or have somebody go Lorena Bobbit on you because you don't deserve a dick. Berry is that kind of player that you know is going to deliever for a long time. She's been doing it better as of late with recent movies such as Swordfish and Monster's Ball. If you haven't checked her out in Monster's Ball you are flat missing out on some of her best work (sex scene) warning: nudity. The only bummer is that Billy Bob Thorthon is rubbing his old balls all over her. What's with this guy, first he's nailing Angelina Jolie and then he's rubbing his garbage all over a naked Halle Berry. If I ever hear this clown complain about anything in his life I will personally punch him in the throat.

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