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Friday, January 30, 2009

Breaking News

The South Carolina Gamecocks are lifting their strict "don't ask don't tell" ban and openly admitting that 75% of the team sucks...if you catch my drift. If that wasn't bad enough they face the most difficult task of the season going into Rupp Arena to be served up to a hungry Wildcat squadron.

When asked about this new development for the game Kentucky Coach Billy Gillispie remarked, "I always knew there was something different about those boys' hand checks. When Coach Horn says 'I want you to get into their jerseys' I had no idea they were just a team full of fa... wait that's a really bad question."

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