The snow is ruining my life...

I hate cold weather. I always have unless I'm out west skiing. It could be the the fact that I'm 170 pounds and have no body fat to keep me warm, or it could be the fact that I've sold all my jackets and fleeces to pay my bookie but either way I woke up this morning wishing and praying I was living on the streets of Las Vegas begging tourists for a 5 dollar bill to stick in a slot machine. At least it is hot there. I haven't done anything nice since '96 so I decided to go over to my parents house and shovel their driveway. While I was doing the first physical activity I've done since high school football, my excellent driver mom decided to back her car into my car while I watched in horror. Her world famous response: "I'm sorry, I'll pay for it." No shit mom. I wouldn't want to have to sue your ass.

Everyone I've talked to is wondering if school is canceled tomorrow or if they will have to work. Well I'm wondering why Insight has stopped letting me order those sweet MILF Seekers porns I've been ordering for the last 6 years and why my movie channels aren't working on the one day that I'm pretty much stuck in my house. I know I paid my bill this month so I'm pretty pissed off.

I'm changing subjects left and right but while I'm doing that I'd like to call out the retarded version of Gary Sinise (Billy Gillispie) for being such an asshole to the poor woman reporter last night. Her question was fine and relevant. Jodie Meeks is the 3rd leading scorer in the country and they held him to no field goals at halftime. Don't be an asshole Billy, at least not until you start winning a lot.

I would like to give props to all the writers of the the new blogs on the site. They are fucking awesome (Unlike Diondre Liggins decision making last night) Perry Stevenson: please stop being so soft. The snow picture of the St. Margaret backyard looks great too. Peace