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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Jeff Reed is king of all that is douche




This really chaps my ass. Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Jeff Reed is a huge douchebaguette. Every couple months or so a picture comes out of a grossly over served Jeff Reed hanging in some bar with a bunch of skanks surrounding him waiting for his seed. This most recent picture comes from a bar in Tampa where the Steelers and Cardinals are set to play this Sunday in the Superbowl. I mean come on girls you do realize he's the kicker(glorified soccer player) right? I mean couldn't you be running your vodka soaked tongue over somebody who fucking matters or have better porn names(Big Ben, Dick Lebeau). He can't possibly be serious with that hair and the shirt. I will give him some credit he actually does have a shirt on unlike some of his earlier work. I'd try to fuck the long snapper before I go for him the long snapper actually makes contact with people. The guy cannot be smooth what kind of game do you think this guy throws at these turbo sluts? My guess is that its probably something like "hey baby I kick for the Steelers, let me get in between those uprights, what do you think about my bleach job I did it myself?." This goes to show you that as long as you are a professional "athlete" you can pull squirrel like this and it is an outrage. Just another reason to hate the Steelers I guess.

1 comment:

  1. It sounds to me like "The Butt" has some pent up sexual frustration. C'mon "The Butt", go ahead and rub one out, and remember this:

    Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

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