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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Does This Shark That Gets Eaten By Big Shark and Lives To Tell About It Roll Hard?


A giant shark that could be up to 20ft long has sent shockwaves across Australian beaches after a great white was nearly bitten in half. A stunning picture shows a 10ft predator tthrashing about with two massive chunks missing of either side of its body, off the Queensland coast.

Experts said its rival may be 20ft (about six metres) long, judging by the size of the huge bites. The great white was savaged after it got snared on a drum line - a baited hook attached to a buoy - near North Stradbroke Island, east of Brisbane.

The wounded creature was still alive when a crew hauled it onto a boat, close to Deadman's Beach.

"It certainly opened up my eyes. I mean the shark that was caught is a substantial shark in itself," Queensland Fisheries' Jeff Krause told Australia's Daily Telegraph.

Swimmers have been warned to stay out of the water near the island.

The attack also worried many at a nearby tourist Mecca - Surfers Paradise, south of Brisbane.

There was a myth about one of my high school football coaches that said he broke his leg in the first quarter of a regional championship football game and played the rest of the game, quarterback and strong safety on defense, and two overtimes in a losing effort. Anytime someone was 'hurt' every season that I played, we would hear 'Quit bein' such a puss wad. This mother fucker played a whole game... blah blah blah'.. It really chapped my ass.

I'd like to see those coaches talk that shit to this bad mother fucker.. No doubt in my mind he would just humiliate those coaches and send them home pissing out their asses. He is damn near bitten in half! Fuck your leg coach, let Sharkie bite you in the abdomen, rip out your spleen and your lower spine, see how well you can throw a football now, dickhead. I mean can you honestly say that you have ever seen something that sums up the word 'bad ass' in one picture like this dude does. I don't know anything about sharks and have hated them up until now, but how is this even possible and why doesn't the article even seem to care that this crazy bastard is still alive? Fuck the 20 ft pussy ass shark that bit this guy, I'd be way more scared of what Mr. Half-Body is going to do next. Cause there's no fuckin' telling!


I'm not going to give our new buddy a rating, I've just got one word: UNFUCKWITHABLE.


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