NyPost.com-- This Philly is more cracked than the Liberty Bell.
A rabid Philadelphia fan -- apparently believing the "P" on the team's cap stands for "prostitution" -- was busted yesterday for offering sex in exchange for World Series tickets, police said.
Susan Finkelstein, 43, was nabbed after allegedly soliciting an undercover Bensalem, Pa., cop who answered her innuendo-laced craigslist ad seeking the coveted ducats.
The married Finkelstein posted her ad -- with a subject line that read, "DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia)" -- on Monday in the "tickets for sale/wanted" section.
A rabid Philadelphia fan -- apparently believing the "P" on the team's cap stands for "prostitution" -- was busted yesterday for offering sex in exchange for World Series tickets, police said.
Susan Finkelstein, 43, was nabbed after allegedly soliciting an undercover Bensalem, Pa., cop who answered her innuendo-laced craigslist ad seeking the coveted ducats.
The married Finkelstein posted her ad -- with a subject line that read, "DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia)" -- on Monday in the "tickets for sale/wanted" section.
Yeah I know, today we should be building up with a good storyline for the Worlds Series and I should be excited because it is going to unfold in this fair city that I call home right now. But the most intriguing story line that I have found so far is that of Susan Finklestein, a 40 something who offered herself in exchange for tickets to watch her Phillies in the World Series.
Listen here, ma'am. I'm no prostitute extraordinaire, but you are fuckin' ugly and World Series tickets are expensive. I wouldn't do the dirty with you if the exchange was for a bowl of bean soup, what in the fuck makes you think I would raw dog you for a ticket that probably costs $500 minimum.
In a nutshell, fixers, not only is she a dirty, disgusting old woman, but she is either losing her god damned mind or Phillies fans have low standards. Probably both.
Yankees in 6. With some cheese on it!
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