Edited: Does The Guy Who Robbed A Wendy's With A Sawed-Off Shotgun While His Mom Was Working Roll Hard?

portfolioweekly.com- Michigan police said a Wendy’s restaurant manager turned a would-be thief in when she realized it was her own son who was trying to rob the place. Police said 27-year-old Jason Zacchi is accused of going through the drive-through Saturday night at the restaurant on Telegraph and Van Born roads with a sawed off shot gun. Wearing a blue bandanna over his face, police said Zacchi threatened workers and demanded money.“The robber had a bandanna covering his face. He threatened one employee, and reached in and started hitting the screens to open up the register,” said Dearborn Heights police Detective Sgt. Stephen Gurka.Police said the restaurant’s manager heard the commotion and came out to see what was going on.“The manager proceeded to walk over and shouted, ‘What the hell are you doing?’” Gurka said.Gurka said the manager recognized the face under the bandanna as her son’s and helped police arrest him.Zacchi’s 22-year-old girlfriend, Amanda Lee Yost, is also accused of being the driver of the getaway car. Through tears in court Monday, she told the judge she wanted to be released to see her three children -- 18-month-old twins and a 2-year-old.The two were arraigned Monday. The judge set Zacchi’s bond at $100,000 and Yost’s at $50,000.

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times.. If you are going to knock off a fast food joint please make sure no family members are working at the time of the robbery. They'll point you out every time, because if they don't it will make them look like an accomplice so they really have no other choice. The whole mom thing I'm not really worried about, though. Sometimes kids grow up to hate their mothers. (see: Erik and Lyle Menendez)

What really bothers me is this, why in the hell would you rob a Wendy's.. of course you are going to been seen by someone who knows you! Every god damn person I know goes to Wendy's at some point during the day. You know why... cause its fucking delicious. Wendy's is by far the best fast food restaurant in the United States. Therefore you should know better than to try to stick up the place, somebody will point you out!!! That's like taking your 'girl on the side' to see Twilight on the first night it comes out in theatres. You know damn well either your real girlfriend will be there or one of her little bitch friends will be and they will rat you out at the drop of a dime. So the right thing to do is stay the fuck home and watch HBO on-demand and redeem your ticket for one free ride to Pound Town with aforementioned 'girl on the side'.. at least that's how it works for The Pecker.

Now I'm losing my focus and I'm all worked up because Jason Zacchi is an amateur when it comes to robbing his moms place of employment. Let's grade this dude and get the hell outta here.

• He went with intentions of robbing a place at gunpoint. That's pretty solid.
• Three words: SAWED OFF SHOTGUN.
• His Mom worked there, so you know he wasn't really gonna do shit.
• He's an absolute retard.

Peckerooski is gonna give him the benefit of the doubt, this is the Fix's first encounter of a sawed off shotgun and if there is one thing I love in this world, it's a sawed off shotgun. Jason's rolling a 7.4.. I think that's a fair assessment.

What do ya think, Fix Nation?

Extra: If I became desperate enough to rob a fast food joint here's my top 3.

1. Arby's: By far the easiest choice. Arby's is the most expensive fast food on the planet, I don't know anyone who goes there and yet it is ALWAYS crowded. This is really your best chance of getting a lot of money without being noticed.
2. McDonald's: Yes I know you are saying, "but Pecker lots of people you know go to McDonald's, right?" Doesn't matter, I'm strictly basing this choice on my childhood fantasy of having a badass stand-off with police while hiding out in the PlayPlace. Shit would get so intense. Add a sawed off shotgun to that and you are probably gonna have a movie made about yourself, epic.
3. Taco Bell- Late Night: Everybody in the place will be so high or drunk, including the employees, it wouldn't even be a challenge. Like stealing candy from Christopher Reeve, post-1995.

**Big ups to Johnny Boy in Cali for the link.