Santa Caught Drunk. Little Girl Screws Herself.

Sparta-A drunken Santa Claus prompts a mom to call 911 after he stumbles into her yard apparently looking for his reindeer and scaring her kids.
Officers ticketed 55-year-old Thomas Arnold of Sparta for having an open beer in a car. The man driving that car, 47-year-old Kevin Arnold, was arrested for OWI.
"He smelled like alcohol. So I knew it wasn't the real Santa because Santa doesn't drink alcohol," says 9-year-old Katie Dockerty.
Katie says the Santa that ended up in her lawn was loud and had really dirty hands. She says he tried to put his hat on her little sister. Six-year-old Zoe describes him in one word: “Drunk."
"He was yelling at them 'have you seen my reindeer? If you see my reindeer, call me right away,’" says Tina Reinart, the girls’ mom.
Reinart called the police instead.

Listen here, Katie. You should have just quit while you were still ahead. I'm sure every December during lunch at school you have that asshole, whose parents don't love him, telling all your classmates that Santa isn't real. Well this was your opportunity to take a picture and show the prick that you actually saw Santa Claus. You could have helped Santa look for his fucking reindeer and get him back to the North Pole safe and sound. But no, you decided to act like a little bitch all because Santa had been doing a little bit of boozing and lost Rudolph. If you would have been a good little girl and kept your mouth shut you could have gotten every present you've ever wanted but instead you are the reason that Santa is now getting butt-raped in Shawshank.

Enjoy your lump of coal, dickhead.