The only good thing that is going to come out of this whole Tiger scandal are funny videos. This is probably one of the biggest if not THE biggest scandals to ever come out of sports, he is/was the most dominant athlete that the world has ever seen, and though he put all of this on himself, we are all now succumbed to watch fat old white men golfing again like the pre-Tiger renaissance. No more outrageous chip shots with the crowd going wild and Tiger doing his signature fist pump and no more heroic major wins like the PGA Championship on a broken leg. I hope I'm wrong, but I believe this is the sad ending of the Tiger era and though he will come back, I just don't see him coming back as great as we knew him before the whores and Ambien bonin'. But who knows, I mean, he still is Tiger Woods.
Extra: Tiger is now being linked to a Canadian doctor who is well known for supplying Performance Enhancing Drugs to professional athletes. This may just be the tip of the proverbial iceberg for Eldrick. If Tiger would have spent a little more time in the 80's watching WWF like The Pecker instead of wasting his time practicing golf he would have known better than to fuck with the Canadians when this guy roaming around and bustin' heads.
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