Top o' the mornin' to ya.. The Pecker is about as excited as a slut in a forest of cocks this morning because there is no better way to start the month of December than to get shit-canned off of egg nog and watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. I think I can speak for the rest of the Fix that we are all keeping our fingers crossed for a 'nipple slip', that shit hasn't happened since Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl. Whatever happens I hope Seal doesn't show up and sing again this year. Last year was an amazing show full of some great spank bank material, then Seal decided to show his face and The Pecker threw up all over his new carpet. Get a mask or something, asshole.
Anyway, the Saints are head and shoulders above the rest of the NFL. Yeah, and I am including the Colts in the 'rest of the NFL'. New Orleans could go to Indy right now and cover a 13 point spread with ease. The Saints beat the Patriots so bad that even Rodney King would say, "Now that there was an ass whoopin'." I can hear him now.
Stay tuned folks, gonna be a great day on yourdalyfix.com.
shake em' haters off, shake em' haters off. Give me that 13 point spread anyday. I believe The Pecker woke up drunk typing something like that.
ReplyDeleteSaints would make Peyton look like Jamarcus Russell, minus 200 lbs and a beanie.
ReplyDeleteColts and Saints can score a bunch of points and look really good but real football is played outside
ReplyDeleteWell the Saints and the Colts will have home field advantage throughout the playoffs in their Domes, and the Super Bowl is in Miami where it will be fucking room temperature and not a cloud in the sky. Good argument though, WhoDey.
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