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Saturday, March 14, 2009

Jokes I heard today

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to gain weight?
You have her walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles at night and in 7 days that fat bitch will be 42 miles away.

What's the difference between Billy Gillispie and a sack of shit?
4 glasses of scotch

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