Never in my life have I been so happy to hear of someone getting sent to the grey-bar motel. Vince the Shamwow Guy, who so flamboyantly screams at us soaking up Coca-Cola through carpet squares on TV and now somehow ESPN, got arrested in South Beach. Believe it or not, this guy was arrested for battery after paying a prostitute $1000 to get busy and his shamwow. When asked, the prostitute stated "His bluetooth microphone set me on, fire down below, and I bit him." Anyways, check out this article, they dog on Pittsburgh as well which is always a fun time since...well since Pittsburgh is terrible.
http://mondesishouse.blogspot.com/2009/03/vince-shamwow-guy-got-arrested.html
Can't believe that guy almost got laid!
ReplyDeleteBy a real , live woman!