Pimpin' Ain't Easy (Pt.2)

*Just a side note before the post. Word around the "fix" networks is that our own coach Billy Clyde's seat scorching as of today. Interesting that this is coming directly after a solid win at Memorial last night. We'll just have to see what plays out within the next week before I personally think any move would be made.

Moving on, last week we discussed how to properly rock your face off by playing the right music. I followed that by having people over to the "fix" Evansville headquarters and playing the same Beastie Boys CD something like 4 nights in a row. Do as I say, not as I do right?

This week I thought we would tackle the business of being a good host our own selves. While music can set a tone and stir emotion in a party, the host ultimately decides if it will be a Maxwellian* gathering or one where somebody's mom breaks everybody up.

There isn't much abstract thought in hosting a good party. Have the house clean, have some community beverages, and enjoy yo'self. Nobody wants to be partying in a disgusting pile (although it has been done on more than one occassion) let alone living in one so the next time you have a get together you might want to pick up all the whitey tighties on the floor. As for the community drink be it Ale 8 or Barton's there needs to be something everybody can get down on no matter how much they did or did not bring. Last but not least is to enjoy yourself. Sure your jack ass friends will be running amok in your house swelling, puking, and boning anywhere they can find but look on the bright side at least your party is kick ass.

I hope we can all be more polite and hospitipal to our guests, but never forget if you ever need to don't be afraid to kick somebody's ace up out the house using excessive force. In a tight spot I like to use an age old trick. Have a friend call your cell phone acting like they know the cops are coming. Act paniced and start yelling and getting in people's kitchens to get out. Like magic you'll then have an empty house. Just make sure you tell your friends about the plan first.

I hope everybody has a great week as I know most of the "fix" is currently on Spring Break. Your's truly has a flight leaving at 5 tomorrow for sunnier places and cannot wait. Stay safe and have a good start to spring.

*Maxwellian - pertaining to and having to do with all rockers that occured at 326 East Maxwell.