For most of us that have PHD’s in pop culture we can take the words from the subject line and finish the famous Will Ferrell passage from "Old School" with out a hitch (those of you that can't please leave this website and never come back again as you DO NOT belong). The quote is a comical summation of how men become domesticated once they have hit a certain stage in life. Whether this weight to mature be from the pressure of the parentals, a female companion(s) or illegitimate children it spawns a knack for menial task such as going to “Home Depot” to become exciting and invigorating. It makes staying in on Saturday nights to watch SNL thought provoking. Erections form over power tools... These are individuals tend to live vicariously through their friends experiences… I for one, being in my later 20’s, should be nearing that stage according to my internal barometer but I don’t forecast it anywhere on my future horizon. Therefore most of my weekend timelines look like this:
Friday:
Bourbon on rocks at lunch with a client in Chinatown followed by my first experience in a $1 peepshow. If Disney where to make a ride to describe the experience of the movie “8mm”… It was my Friday afternoon.
Saturday:
Went to a friends dad’s funeral in which Kenny Rodger “The Gambler” was sung in unison by 400 people.
Friday:
Bourbon on rocks at lunch with a client in Chinatown followed by my first experience in a $1 peepshow. If Disney where to make a ride to describe the experience of the movie “8mm”… It was my Friday afternoon.
Saturday:
Went to a friends dad’s funeral in which Kenny Rodger “The Gambler” was sung in unison by 400 people.
Co-inspired the term “Panda” [pan-duh] noun – 1. Girl with a cute face and a thick frame. 2. A girl you won’t go out in public with. 3. A girl you want to snuggle with in the winter but lose in bikini weather. Ex. “We’re going Panda hunting tonight boys… Bring the fucking bamboo!”
Watched the Terrance Williams and the Louisville Cardinals seal up the Big East regular season title and possibly a Number 1 seed.
Sunday:
Opened the new commerce department for “YDF”. The flea market is in the early stages but you can create everything from custom T- Shirts to Neckties. Anytime any of the items we create are purchased we receive 10% of the purchase amount. If you have ideas for the site or for materials or want the password and logon id please send me an email or give me a buzz. It's just like a mini mall...
And maybe Bed Bath and Beyond… I don’t know. I don’t know if I’ll have enough time?
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