Today, as a nation, we can celebrate one of the most bad ass action stars in the history of movies birthday. Chuck Norris turns 69 today and could still kick more ass than anyone I know (besides myself of course). He is critically acclaimed for his internet sensation "Fact Sheet." Fact: Chuck Norris could kill two stones with one bird. Fact: Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. Of course, he is also famous for doing such movies as Lone Wolf McQuade, Missing in Action, Invasion U.S.A., Firewalker, and Sidekicks (along side Jonathan Brandis who ended up hanging himself, but that wasn't Chuck's fault). And how could anyone ever forget his notorious role as Walker, Texas Ranger. Forget about it, you can't. Neither can I. Neither can Conan O'brien and all of his late night followers. So, Mr. Norris, have a good 69th.
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