- I'll start off by apologizing for the absence of the picks this week, but after the Butt and Ronnie ripped my random strip club name lady of the week idea I was a little less enthused about bringing the noise. Alas they will return in full force so people that read the blog can scroll past it soon enough.
- Just not that big a fan of Mike and Mike. Between them, Stu Scott, and Rick Reilly the suck on ESPN is almost too much to bear these days.
- If I'm starting an NBA franchise and winning is my only concern right now, then I'm taking D.Wade over Lebron. Dude is straight money.
- Do yourself a favor and do the Sam Cassel Big Balls dance next time you hit the club. You can thank me later.
- Being a compulsive liar myself I find it funny to watch Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, and the like just completely ignore all rational thought and truth when lying about steroid use. They apparently don't think anybody notices...well except for the FBI.
- As a long standing asshole I feel the need to tell the ladies of the world to please stop sharing your "intellectual" thoughts and beliefs with me. Please, keep it inside your head or I'll keep it inside my pants.
- I'm dolling out free high fives with the possibility of a few butt pats for everyone that leaves a random thought in the comments section. Seriously, we know you're reading this so why not join the fray?
- I'll keep the Cats thoughts to a one bullet minimum. To those who say Billy Clyde can't coach or doesn't know his X's and O's one word, four syllables: Retardation. Watch the offensive sets the boys in blue run every time down the court and you will see with any amount of execution there is always somebody in the right spot to make a relatively easy play. And if you can't see it, try pulling your head out of your ace.
- America is the greatest country that has ever existed. EVER. There isn't even room for a debate here. So while all the news you hear (including some I bring you) can be a bit disheartening just remember that. Try and lighten up because we are eating, breathing, drinking, fucking, smoking, and blogging our way through the greatest moments in history.
- The month of March is going to be the largest ever for this site and I cannot wait for you guys to be a part of it. So until next time I'll leave you with another American proverb: "You can't fake the funk on a nasty dunk."
Stay safe people and today have the best March 3rd you've ever had.
The best free high five I've ever gotten was a year or two ago at Tolly Ho in the early morning hours. Myself and Kal Lambert had just ordered the "new" Gillispie Burger and who walks in? None other than Lexington Superstar Kenny Walker. As you may have guess, Kenny Walker, Kal Lambert, and I exchanged Sky Fives. As for the Gillispie burger, awful. I guess we should have seen these mediocre past two seasons coming.
ReplyDeleteHere's a random thought: Cats starting line up for next year will include the best front court in the country when P-pat can move to his natural PF position and Daniel "don't call me Kyle" Orton comes in and throws down on everyone at the Center spot. Then it will probably be Meeks (all-time UK three point shot leader in less than 2 seasons), Galloway, and Miller playing the nastiest defense you have ever seen. Then Liggins, Razor, Pilgrim, Hood coming off the bench. Porter will play football and Perry will join the swim team.
ReplyDeleteEveryone needs to quit hating on Billy G. He has been the coach of the year 3 years in a row in the SEC and BIG 12. And it was in his third year at A&M when he upset the Louisville Redturds at Rupp in the second round of the NCAA tourney, I know you Peckers remember that..
The sky five will probably go down in history as the greatest high five of all time.
ReplyDeleteI stopped reading after the absurd comment that you'd take D Wade over the king. I figured anything after that had to be absolute garbage with no merit as well. I know what you are gonna say... Wade has a ring, very true and I don't doubt his ability but he had the big shaqtus and Lebron pretty much single handedly put his team on his back and carried them to the finals. Oh and just watch the game 5 against the pistons when literally he took on 5 guys and they still couldn't stop him... Get a clue
ReplyDeleteI'm not trying to take away anything from Lebron. Far from it actually. I just don't think people appreciate Wade enough. If you want an example of how he beat five guys at a time ask the 2003 Kentucky Wildcats.
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