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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

CLICK HERE to celebrate a TD with a little porn

As you may or may not have heard Tucson, Arizona had a little trouble with the broadcasting of a Superbowl. After Larry Fitzgerald's go ahead touchdown catch with minutes to go viewers in Tucson were served up a big plate of porn cock. A 10 second porn clip interrupted the broadcast. There is nothing that goes better together than one of the biggest plays in the biggest game and a nice dose of porn to celebrate. Imagine sitting with your grandma giving high fives and then some goon comes on waiving his man meat in your face. Since it didn't happen to me I'm a huge fan of the low moral degenerates that actually pulled this off. A tip of my cap to you. As for the clip who the hell does this guy think he is apparently I have been going about sex with women the entire wrong way. I apparently need to start turning on girls by slapping my garbage against my thighs and saying "I need to shake a little air into it". Why am I just now finding this out. Did everybody else know that what you need to do to get laid? Always a day late and a buck short. Anyway I hope you enjoyed one of the greatest pranks ever pulled
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  1. Ronnie BFebruary 3, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    My grandma and I slapped hands after that touchdown, which caused me to burn the shit out of my hand on her cigarette, causing me to knock her glass of scotch onto her iPhone, ruining it, pissing her off because her bookie owed her a couple grand and she didnt know his number by heart because the humongous plate of johnson blacked her memory out...needless to say I finished what was left in her glass, ate an icecube to get that last little bit of booze, and left.

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