Great post below. After reading the infamous words of Joe Rogan I got myself ta thinking. What do we remember most from the Olympics this summer in Beijing? Besides that ridiculous opening ceremonies and the emergence of American bombshells , two names ring a bell: Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt.
Phelps decided to run the table and win all 8 meets he entered, while Bolt decided to go crazy and blow people away in both the 100 and 200 meters. Can you find any similarities between the two men? Besides both being sick-nasty in their respective sports, the most glaring and obvious similarity has to be they both enjoy smoking the reefer. Now, I don't have any house party pics or claim to have puff, puff, passed with the fastest man on Earth, but think about it... The dude represents a nation where 500% of the residents blaze it up on a daily basis. You can only imagine the type of shit they were smoking after Bolt ran the 100 in under 9.7.
So what did we learn? The fastest men on both land and water smoke weed. It's that simple. Pretty soon mom and dad are gonna be baking some hash brownies for their little boy instead of the old school wheaties with some milk. Just in case our brilliant staff and followers needed any more reason to light one up, I figured I'd pull this one out of the bong.
-The Turk
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