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Monday, February 2, 2009

The Pecker Speaks, You Listen.


Hello, all.  To start off my first official post, I would like to thank The Third Lew for extending an invitation by default.  I'm sure the original plan of having my older brother on board would have had its perks, but unfortunately his Ritalin prescription got too pricey and he no longer has the ability to sit and type his thoughts and views for longer than 39 seconds. Having said that, I believe the proceeds of this site, if any, should go towards the 'Kids vs. ADHD Foundation of Kentucky'.  

The Pecker on Louisville vs. UConn
As I sat at work today, my mind was in another place, that place you ask?  Freedom Hall.  I anxiously awaited the match-up of my Louisville Cardinal Birds against The UConn Fighting Thabeets.  Unfortunately, due to the snow storm, Tom Jurich decided to cancel the highly anticipated showdown.  I repeat, THE GAME NEVER HAPPENED.  How did my beloved Cards spend their night? Ricky P took them out to a nice seafood dinner and followed that up with a stop at their tattoo parlor of choice. The boys in red currently sit atop the Big East with  Kentucky's favorite March Madness opponent, Marquette, and both have an impressive 8-0 conference record.

The Pecker on The Super Bowl
I'm gonna be honest, I had little interest in the big game.   I'm a man, and to most, I'm 'THE MAN', and watching the Super Bowl while kickin' back Budweiser is almost manlier than Pat Summitt, but the 'kid in a candy store' never quite came out in me on Sunday.  Although it was an instant classic, I was happier to see that Kurt Warner's wife ditched her haircut that we saw so much in '99 and no longer looks like a Nascar driver (see image above).  Big relief.  

I look forward to sharing my insight on the latest of my trials and tribulations, whether they take place in my current city, NYC, or back home in Hendo, I am confident that keeping wholesome information on this blog will be about as easy as a Union County High School co-ed in heat.  Stay tuned.

Until next time, enjoy this video. 


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