In honor of the ritual Friday nights out in Lexington (you know the one where everyone gets outta class, gets off work, and just starts boozing heavily, in an honest attempt to schmooze the ladies back to their place for a little 'kiss and cuddle') I'd like to introduce the weekly Can You Guess That Illegitimate Father? Each answer has successfully played a professional sport and at the same time found a way to impregnate some floozy who couldn't help but pass up the opportunity to pop out a child and collect them dollarz for some child support.
3 Clues to help with our first victim:
1) I attended a small technical university in northern Louisiana
2) I was apart of the original "Dream Team" in 1992 bringing home the gold medal twice
3) I scored more points than any other player in NBA history... well besides that loser Kareem
I am none other than the 'MAILMAN' himself Mr. Karl Malone
Mr. Malone is a father of three illegits and not surprisingly all have had successful athletic careers. He stamped out fraternal twins with Daryl and Cheryl Ford. The latter is a superstar for the WNBA's Detroit Shock. Then overnighted Demetrius Bell, offensive tackle for the Buffalo Bills. When Bell was asked about his relationship with pops he stated, "I treat it as if my mother went to the sperm bank." Stay classy Karl and TNT, keep up the good work hiring absolute morons.
-THE TURK
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