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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Hefty-Lefty

Former gun slinger and Wildcat Jared "Hefty-Lefty" Lorenzen signed with the Lexington Horsemen yesterday morning. After winning a superbowl with the Giants in 2008 he was released, signed by the Colts and released again. 
His base pay will be $200 a game with $50 bonus for the win...
The Round Mound of Touchdown is going to try to use Arena as a springboard of getting back into the NFL. 
I for one cannot wait to see him accidentally knock somebody's head off with one those left handed bullets flying all over that narrow ass field in Rupp.

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