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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Flight of the Conchords: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor!

HBO's comedic duo, Flight of the Conchords, have once again composed a brutally fantastic piece of musical farcicality. The Grammy winners (Yes, I said Grammy winners) have written a song that candidly reveals the perspective of the male psyche while at a dance club or party. The song, "Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor," unsuspectingly opens episode five of the second season and leaves you with nothing but anticipation to see the rest of the show. With the vast amount of innuendos referring to the male genitalia, sung along to a disco-tech beat, its hard not to turn into an eight year old boy and not laugh out loud. Classic lines such as "Tell the fella's, make it understood, that it ain't no good when there's too much wood," or "More broads, less rods, I came to do battle, scadadle with the cattle-prods," and last-but-not-least, "Not enough ladies, too many mans, too many dicks, too many dongs, too many shlongs, now sing this song," could definitely send a message to some of the guys that the "bro/ho" ratio is a little off. So the next time you have a dance party, and there is too much dude sweat on the dance floor, just press play on the video below and turn it up!..

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